January 2012
24 posts
“If you ask anyone who knows me, I’m pretty good at impressions.”
– Drake (via stryker)
Watchiamachilles:
SNL: “Red Ships Of Spain” Starring Robert Goulet
As I watch this sketch again, it’s probably 2 - 3 minutes too long. But those fake reviews — totally worth it.
December 2011
34 posts
“This lovely man was born of my loins; and the steel of Britain is in his teeth....”
– I am required to include a letter of explanation in an application for my UK passport.
My father, possibly drunk, well most likely somewhat sauced, wrote this to me to be included in the application packet I send in. He meant it with a wink and a nudge of course, but it is still rather charming.
“God has far better things to do than creating self-important little species such...”
– Charlie Brooker (via jaythemaniac)