December 2011
34 posts
This lovely man was born of my loins; and the steel of Britain is in his teeth....
– I am required to include a letter of explanation in an application for my UK passport.
My father, possibly drunk, well most likely somewhat sauced, wrote this to me to be included in the application packet I send in. He meant it with a wink and a nudge of course, but it is still rather charming.
God has far better things to do than creating self-important little species such...
– Charlie Brooker (via jaythemaniac)